Rodger's 'Pet' Iguana

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Rodger's Iguana, Clumsy
October 4, 2016
by Rodger Hanks (Ra-Ra)
 
Editor’s note: Post 2nd op update – this one was much more involved than the first and I am still not able to type much. I’m not asking for sympathy, but I AM asking for more reader submissions! ;) Thanks go to Ra-Ra for sending this one.

My resident iguana, Clumsy, and I had a run-in yesterday, as he didn't want to relinquish his warming spot on my back porch. The big rocks warm up in the heat of the day and, being a cold-blooded reptile, he gets heat wherever he can find it. I convinced him to let me by after a short confrontation...the porch ramp is 5 1/2 ft. wide. There's another one that lives out back that's larger, maybe close to 7ft. He don't come on the porch...yet!