Rio Dulce Chisme Vindicator

DonGato · Guest

Well no one else spoke up so I decided to go directly to the source and post my opinion.

http://www.latsandatts.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=118556#118556

I guess I'm in trouble now................. Rolling Eyes

la vida feliz · Guest

Hola Don, Nice post at latts and atts. WOW, your that old?? Maybe they will come to the chisme now.
By the way I am using Tigo internet here in Cayo Quemado and it works pretty good if anyone is interested.
Very Happy

Scoop · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:01 am Post subject:

Well done, Gato.

And very interesting responses to your post from the L&A forum gang.

Which is fine. Most of 'em probably couldn't navigate from California to the Rio anyway .. without bumping into something.

Shorter lines at La Dispensa Familia checkout, more peanut butter at Miriam's, more pizza slices at Mario's Swap Meet, more fuel at RAM Marina, and more great desayunos at Tortugal and Tijax.

The Rio isn't for everybody.

Thank goodness.

DonGato · Guest

The less of them, the more for us.

I hope they all stay chained to the docks in Californ I A.

We certainly don't need any more paranoid schizophrenics here than we already have.

budman · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:03 am Post subject:

Gato,

Remember: 1) Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they are not really out to get you.

2) Notwithstanding rumors to the contrary, neither one of me is schizophrenic.
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budman · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:07 am Post subject:

Schizophrenia gets a bad rap. there are some good things about it. For example, if you are a store owner, you can double the number of customers with half as many people.
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DonGato · Guest

budman,

Stick to Lawyering. I think you have confused paranoid schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder.

No one that I know of is out to get either one of me.

DonGato · Guest

News Flash!

I changed my address with my bank and the VA to a permanent U.S. address.

A coupe of days later I figured it was time to change it with Social Security. While I waited on the phone listening to Terror Alert Levels mixed with elevator music they said that there was no need to change your address with the IRS because Social Security shares all address changes on any Social Security Card with them.

Isn't that great? When I finally got a real person on the line they said, "Oh we show your address changed two days ago. Is this the correct address....? One stop shopping, change it with one Government Agency and they all know where to find you.

So I guess that one address change kept me from having to call the CIA, FBI, DEA and Homeland Security also. What a deal!

I fooled them though cause I am an official resident of New Mexico now, only I don't live there, and only one person has the forwarding address.

Good thing no one cares where I am but my bank and Social Security!

Captain John · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:20 am Post subject:

Gato,

Remember way back when I said:

DonGato · Guest

I'm surprised you haven't been detained for traveling with a dangerous alien.

No I do not care to modify my previous post. It was just a statement not a criticism.

Now I felt that we should have some dialogue with the "dock sailors" from Redondo Beach or whatever fantasyland they live in.

So I dissed them too.

budman · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:37 pm Post subject:

DON G.,

In the last murder case I defended, the shrinks all said my client was paranoid schizophrenic with psychotic episodes. There was only one body, but more than one person lived there. Maybe if the state would have paid them more they would have thrown in the multiple personality disorder diagnosis. It really doesn't matter---he was crazier than a peach orchard boar. He allegedly beat a stranger's head into mush because the man yelled at his pit bull when she was trying to get off her leash to bite him.

I think now he is living on a boat berthed at one of the docks at Redondo Beach.
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